we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
COCAINE IS GR8
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