so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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