if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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