I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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