she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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