no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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