It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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