new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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