I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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