Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
cat food counts as protein by the way
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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