I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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