im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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