Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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