it hurts more in the daytime
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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