But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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