You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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