It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
