Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
