i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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