not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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