Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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