After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
