I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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