Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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