haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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