How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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