this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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