dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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