is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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