is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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