The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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