don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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