Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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