Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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