We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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