He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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