I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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