i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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