Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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