At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I'm always down for nudity.
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