I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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