What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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