ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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