that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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