do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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