Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
