Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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