We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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