Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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