i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
