he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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