: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm jealous of your bromance
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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