i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
thus making me awesome and them whores
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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