omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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