im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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